Ok... so to turn the direction of this blog away from 'serious' topics like politics, I think we need a top ten. The other day, my friend Emily asked what kind of unnecessary lessons we would take if we were independently wealthy. As in if you had all the time and money in the world, what would you do with all that? I think this goes back to the question your career counselor in high school/college asked... What would you do if you had a million dollars? This question was made famous, in my mind, by the following exchange in Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter-Man: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter-Man: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter-Man: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter-Man: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter-Man: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter-Man: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
So instead of unnecessary lessons, Peter would do nothing. That all goes to introduce my Top 10 List of Unncessary Lessons to take, in no particular order:
1. Flower Arranging- the only course I would ever take from Mississippi State
2. Spanish - I would love to be totally and completely fluent. I would follow this by Mandarin Chinese, Italian, Arabic, and French.
3. Sailing - to be free to explore the Caribbean on my own, and be a part of the local yacht club
4. Photography - I like looking at great photographs, but am not patient enough to take one myself
5. Kiteboarding/Kitesurfing - I can wakeboard... why not do it without a boat?
6. Funk / Hip Hop - so that I can join a crew and compete on the streets
7. Cosmetology - I have a thing for makeup, even though it might not look like it. And I'd really like to become an expert hair teaser
8. Interior design - I cannot create a room... just copy another one I've seen
9. Sky diving - I've just always wanted to, preferably with a chute that works!
10. Wilderness survival - I am amazed by Bear Grylls. And should the commis attack, I'll be ready to beat them, just like in Red Dawn
This is wholly uninteresting, but I thought it was worth a little time. Should my career as a pharmacist fail or bore me, expect a new career in one of these (hopefully as a member of a crew!)
MM
11.08.2008
11.06.2008
Links
So post election I found a few links that follow up a few of my recent posts. One is a story by a Princeton historian who is looking at what Obama is up against in terms of being able to get things done. The second is about celebrities and their responses to Obama being elected. So glad to know that Lindsay Lohan approves of Obama. I can rest easy now.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/04/zelizer.new.president/index.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081105/ap_en_ce/election_celebrity_reaction
And by the way, Oprah annoys me. After the election she said, in reference to supporting Obama, that she looked at the Scripture Matthew 16:26- "What good will it be for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?" and thought "if I don't do this (support Obama) I will lose my soul". Urrggg.....
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/04/zelizer.new.president/index.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081105/ap_en_ce/election_celebrity_reaction
And by the way, Oprah annoys me. After the election she said, in reference to supporting Obama, that she looked at the Scripture Matthew 16:26- "What good will it be for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?" and thought "if I don't do this (support Obama) I will lose my soul". Urrggg.....
Thoughts from someone much wiser than I
I shamelessly copied this piece from a friend because I thought it was worth reading. It was written by a professor at Biola University in California. Regardless of who you voted for, it is a good perspective.
Morning in America
Wednesday the sun came up and I was happy. It is still morning in America. The candidate I voted for did not win, but I got to vote in a free and fair election. Power will be passed peacefully and the Constitution is intact.
We should never take that for granted.
The United States of America is still a marvelous place to live. People suffering in the Sudan would trade our worst day, economically speaking, for their best. Citizens in more prosperous China do not have the chance to throw the rascals out.
The sun is not setting on the American experiment. It is still rising, because there is still work to be done expanding the rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness to all citizens.
It is glorious that an African-American has been elected President of the United States. Slavery was the original sin of the Republic and racism remains the bitter experience of too many Americans. The election of Barack Obama will not end racism in the United States, but it is a positive, symbolic step forward.
Each one of these steps brings us further to Dr. King’s dream of a society where men and women are judged on the content of their character and not on race.
President-elect Obama will soon be my head of state. I will pray for him daily and for his success. He is my president and it is my duty to do so.
In our system, President-elect Obama is also the head of government. In those terms, I am part of the loyal opposition. I will support President Obama when his policies are sound and give forceful reasons to oppose them if they lurch to the left. A loyal opposition is always hopeful that the Other Party will govern better than they have promised—the real world often tempers messianic dreams, but is ready to quip and quarrel if not.
The battle for the right to life for all God’s children will continue as will our defense of the family. We should ignore the temptation to read too much into elections. Pundits get paid to pontificate, yet they lack the anointing of pontiffs let alone of prophets.
Here is a rule of thumb: a party in charge during an economic meltdown and an unpopular war is finished. It is a sign of how center right the country really is, and the risk that the Democratic Party took in nominating Obama, that the race was as close as it was for so long. The banking crisis finished McCain.
Any analysis beyond that fact is speculation. The wave of anti-Republican sentiment during the “bail out” was so strong that any other tendencies are hard to separate or measure.
I will continue to support a small government just big enough to protect our fundamental rights, but today reminds me that most of life has nothing to do with government.
My family watched the returns with me. We mourned our defeat and then enjoyed time together. My classes in Torrey Honors at Biola will continue to explore the great texts of the West and my students will continue to argue well and press me to think harder about my ideas. My parish of Saint Michael will maintain the great tradition of the Western rite liturgy and we will not change our mind on the great moral issues with each passing poll.
Most of life is not government and most Americans put little trust in our “princes.”
“It is morning in America,” Reagan’s commercials famously ran… and for me it is still true. The land has not changed, our history is more glorious than not, and the election of the first African-American to the White House is good.
Besides, the imp and political junkie in me suggests, 2012 is not so far away…
http://www.johnmarkreynolds.com/
Morning in America
Wednesday the sun came up and I was happy. It is still morning in America. The candidate I voted for did not win, but I got to vote in a free and fair election. Power will be passed peacefully and the Constitution is intact.
We should never take that for granted.
The United States of America is still a marvelous place to live. People suffering in the Sudan would trade our worst day, economically speaking, for their best. Citizens in more prosperous China do not have the chance to throw the rascals out.
The sun is not setting on the American experiment. It is still rising, because there is still work to be done expanding the rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness to all citizens.
It is glorious that an African-American has been elected President of the United States. Slavery was the original sin of the Republic and racism remains the bitter experience of too many Americans. The election of Barack Obama will not end racism in the United States, but it is a positive, symbolic step forward.
Each one of these steps brings us further to Dr. King’s dream of a society where men and women are judged on the content of their character and not on race.
President-elect Obama will soon be my head of state. I will pray for him daily and for his success. He is my president and it is my duty to do so.
In our system, President-elect Obama is also the head of government. In those terms, I am part of the loyal opposition. I will support President Obama when his policies are sound and give forceful reasons to oppose them if they lurch to the left. A loyal opposition is always hopeful that the Other Party will govern better than they have promised—the real world often tempers messianic dreams, but is ready to quip and quarrel if not.
The battle for the right to life for all God’s children will continue as will our defense of the family. We should ignore the temptation to read too much into elections. Pundits get paid to pontificate, yet they lack the anointing of pontiffs let alone of prophets.
Here is a rule of thumb: a party in charge during an economic meltdown and an unpopular war is finished. It is a sign of how center right the country really is, and the risk that the Democratic Party took in nominating Obama, that the race was as close as it was for so long. The banking crisis finished McCain.
Any analysis beyond that fact is speculation. The wave of anti-Republican sentiment during the “bail out” was so strong that any other tendencies are hard to separate or measure.
I will continue to support a small government just big enough to protect our fundamental rights, but today reminds me that most of life has nothing to do with government.
My family watched the returns with me. We mourned our defeat and then enjoyed time together. My classes in Torrey Honors at Biola will continue to explore the great texts of the West and my students will continue to argue well and press me to think harder about my ideas. My parish of Saint Michael will maintain the great tradition of the Western rite liturgy and we will not change our mind on the great moral issues with each passing poll.
Most of life is not government and most Americans put little trust in our “princes.”
“It is morning in America,” Reagan’s commercials famously ran… and for me it is still true. The land has not changed, our history is more glorious than not, and the election of the first African-American to the White House is good.
Besides, the imp and political junkie in me suggests, 2012 is not so far away…
http://www.johnmarkreynolds.com/
11.03.2008
On the eve of a great election
So... its been a minute since I posted, however, tonight I have a few thoughts to get out there before the next President is elected. I'm not trying to change opinions... just throw out some ideas.
1. Why is it ok to spend so much money on campaigning?
I mean both parties throw around millions like it's no big deal. I understand the necessary cost of travel for the candidates, and know that advertising costs are astronomical, but really?? Spending this much on an election while acting empathetic to the economic situation seems a little two-faced to me, on both sides of the ticket. Isn't it a shame that if one of the candidates said, "I'm still in the race, but I'm giving the rest of my funds to charity," that candidate would lose due to lack of name recognition and advertising? I'm interested to see the final amount of cash spent on this election and compare it to the amount of our tax dollars used to "bail out" the economy.
2. Conspiracy theory
So... this is pretty out there. But pieces have been falling together in my mind on the candidacy of Barack Obama. First, I've always been suspicious of his quick rise to the spotlight. Then, I found out that a writer for the West Wing modeled the rise, campaign, and eventual presidency of Jimmy Smits after Barack Obama. Odd form of plagarism, huh? Anyway, now the audience of the West Wing is comfortable with this story line and will vote in a way comfortable to their subconscious. And... I have this wild idea that Warren Buffett, a supporter of Obama, somehow masterminded this economic crisis that the US is now facing. By doing this, the public will want a drastic change in economic policy, aka a switch in parties in the White House. Finally, with all due respect, the death of Obama's grandmother is very timely. Having lost a loved one this year, I am very sympathetic to the loss his family is suffering now. It just seems a little to perfect to me, just in time to win the sympathetic hearts of voters. I really wish she could have made it to see him win, if that is the outcome tomorrow. She would, no doubt, be very proud. So there it is... my lame attempt at a conspiracy to put Obama in the White House. Probably all false, however, if not... I'm accepting book deals.
3. Will more people vote in the general election tomorrow or for Dancing With the Stars tonight?
After all.... its so much easier to just text your vote in. And imagine... what if we were all given 9 votes for president, like on DWTS? PS... I hope that Warren Sapp wins!
Thats all for now! I'd like to hear your thoughts...
MM
1. Why is it ok to spend so much money on campaigning?
I mean both parties throw around millions like it's no big deal. I understand the necessary cost of travel for the candidates, and know that advertising costs are astronomical, but really?? Spending this much on an election while acting empathetic to the economic situation seems a little two-faced to me, on both sides of the ticket. Isn't it a shame that if one of the candidates said, "I'm still in the race, but I'm giving the rest of my funds to charity," that candidate would lose due to lack of name recognition and advertising? I'm interested to see the final amount of cash spent on this election and compare it to the amount of our tax dollars used to "bail out" the economy.
2. Conspiracy theory
So... this is pretty out there. But pieces have been falling together in my mind on the candidacy of Barack Obama. First, I've always been suspicious of his quick rise to the spotlight. Then, I found out that a writer for the West Wing modeled the rise, campaign, and eventual presidency of Jimmy Smits after Barack Obama. Odd form of plagarism, huh? Anyway, now the audience of the West Wing is comfortable with this story line and will vote in a way comfortable to their subconscious. And... I have this wild idea that Warren Buffett, a supporter of Obama, somehow masterminded this economic crisis that the US is now facing. By doing this, the public will want a drastic change in economic policy, aka a switch in parties in the White House. Finally, with all due respect, the death of Obama's grandmother is very timely. Having lost a loved one this year, I am very sympathetic to the loss his family is suffering now. It just seems a little to perfect to me, just in time to win the sympathetic hearts of voters. I really wish she could have made it to see him win, if that is the outcome tomorrow. She would, no doubt, be very proud. So there it is... my lame attempt at a conspiracy to put Obama in the White House. Probably all false, however, if not... I'm accepting book deals.
3. Will more people vote in the general election tomorrow or for Dancing With the Stars tonight?
After all.... its so much easier to just text your vote in. And imagine... what if we were all given 9 votes for president, like on DWTS? PS... I hope that Warren Sapp wins!
Thats all for now! I'd like to hear your thoughts...
MM
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